Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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