My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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