Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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