i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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