it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize