Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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