Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Mom said you looked used
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
