i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
