He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
