I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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