Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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