So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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