i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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