If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
