I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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