Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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