The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
