Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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