I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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