Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
wow bdsm is so cute
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