After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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