We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
did i just pee glitter
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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