Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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