you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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