Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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