Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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