can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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