So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just tell him i said nine months
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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