I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
