I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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