im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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