i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
This show inspires me to have sex in space
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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