i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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