Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
i think my cat just said my name.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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