He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Randomize
