The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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