i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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