I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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