It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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