I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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