Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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