its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I don't think brook has ever known best
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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