Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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