Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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