I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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