Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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