well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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