Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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