I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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