you would pick up someone in the library
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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