so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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