I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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