I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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