Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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