Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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