Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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