can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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